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April Fool's: Richards Denies Snorting Dad's Ashes

Keith Richards was joking when he claimed to have snorted his father's ashes along with cocaine, a spokesman said Wednesday.

"It was an off-the-cuff remark, a joke, and it is not true," said Bernard Doherty of LD Communications, which represents the Rolling Stones. "File under April Fool's joke."

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What a waste (sic) wasted news day. The UK sailors get released and we have to look at the picture of this unfortunate mixture of DNA and flesh. April Fool indeed. Even as a joke it would be deplorable to consider what he claimed to do. Is he doing this because the Stones need publicity for another farewell tour? A new disc? It's time to delete this rocker from the planet and move on to important issues. Besides, they haven't been worth a f*** since "Let It Bleed."

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