President George W. Bush was seen on cable news this morning signing the CAFTA trade agreement, in what CNN's White House correspondent called "a gloatfest," since the bill only passed in the U.S. House of Representatives by two votes. Are you feeling the screws turning yet?

Meanwhile, the Birmnigham Snooze did manage to eke out a story of sorts today on the sneaky visit of U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Although it just demonstrates the pathetic and rear-end kissing nature of mainstream journalism these days.

Even in my early days in journalism at the University of Alabama's Crimson White student newspaper, I would have been laughed out of the newsroom for reporting that a government official such as Gonzales was "pleased with Martin and the direction the U.S. attorney's office is taking."

So he is pleased that the U.S. attorneys office in Birmingham has lost every high profile case to come before it? And to change the subject, they indict former Jefferson County commissioner Chris McNair, who lost his daughter in the 16th Street Church bombing, for some renovation work on the photography studio dedicated to the memorial of his daughter?

Aren't you so pleased that the Birmingham News is pleased with the pleasing idiots who are running the country? I guess it beats hiding out in the bushes and catching a Democrat in an affair with a reporter, eh? How's that circulation doing these days? Do you think people are pleased with your pleasing BS?