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by Glynn Wilson

SILVER SPRING, MD, April 2, 2005 - Delicate fingers on the tinkling keys of an electric piano on public radio. That is the music that runs through my life like the persistent rain drops of March in Silver Spring, Maryland, just a few miles north of Washington, D.C. It could as easily be October Uptown in New Orleans, or January in Birmingham, Alabama, or August in Ten Buck Two.

As Robert Blake told the press in L.A., after the jury acquitted him of viciously murdering his wife, when the jackels had the temerity to ask what he would do next: I am "cowboying" too, in spite of the rain, in a 1998 Chevy Venture. It's not exactly The Shark. Only in some ways it is better, a more practicle vehicle for an even more dangerous time.

If you do not know what "cowboying" is, I won't explain it like Blake did. Google the transcript yourself.

What draws me to it is not just the freedom of the road or the wind in my hair or the promise of a poolhall filled with regular guys in the real world.

It is the story.

And it is the fleeting notion that freedom can survive - if only more crazed hippies would hit the road and take a chance and stand up to the bastards in a way Hunter Thompson could only dream of in his drug addled state. The people of Kyrgyzstan know this like Americans and the French used to, in another era. Run them out of town and sit in their desk chairs and gloat. That is what revolution looks like in the Twenty First Century.

Calling Nixon a cheap crook was easy compared to trying to gain access to the Bush White House and ask one pertinent question without being "ghosted" and landing anonymously in a Cuban jail.

I have caught and missed many a great story in my life. There was the ignoble death of the EMPRESS II in the Gulf of Mexico and the Guiliani appearance at the Southern Governor's Association conference in New Orleans when I ended up the only reporter in the room. I never got to cover a hurricane in Gulf Shores, or the Big One in the Big Easy, or a bona fide shooting war, at least not yet.

But, what still drives me like Ahab to the sea is the power of another story, one bigger than before. A story that saves the world somehow, or even for one day makes the lives of the little people better in some small way.

So for now I will range from New Orleans to Washington in that chase, hoping one day to make it back to New York - if the dirty bombers don't get there first. One of these days I would like to see Paris, but this is not the time.

For now it is hard to tip the homeless man at the seven eleven, working hard for his dimes in the rain. No matter. I know deep down the battle is here, where the power flows outward around the world like the smoke at a Texas barbecue. This is where the fight has to be if any of this is to survive - our experiment in democracy that is.

Iraq is a backwater story, in large measure because it was already written down and mapped out in the smoke-free rooms of today's modern think tanks.

You can't even count the dead and dying anymore on that side of the world. While the political, pious crowd fights for every diminished life in places such as Florida, where the most important commodity image-wise is orange juice - manufactured not just to mix with vodka.

Try reading all in one day the entire print edition of the Sunday New York Times, the Washington Post and the special edition of Rolling Stone dedicated to Hunter S. Thompson. I doubt there is a blogger who could do it, especially on a rainy Sunday after staying up late Saturday night drinking strong beer and listening to the Rhodes Tavern Troubadours at the Half Moon Barbecue.

Do that and then tell me you know what you are talking about when you talk to me about objectivity or ethics. I am here to tell you that there is a such thing as objectivity and ethics, but it doesn't look anything like what you think it looks like if you haven't read what I have read and seen what I have seen.

The Locust Fork is a new blog dedicated to not only creating another "New Journalism." This thing called a blog will either save the world in this century as the newspapers did in he last - or this is where we will chronicle its demise.

As long as it is still possible to cowboy in a van with a laptop and blog, there is hope for us all.

A great historian once said, "There is nothing more Southern than going down to ignoble defeat before overwhelming odds."

The battle is joined, as Lee thought at Gettysburg. It may take a foolish man from Alabama to charge against today's PR ramparts with wet powder and no ammunition.

Perhaps that is what the world needs. A man willing to charge against overwhelming odds, to spill some tea in the harbor of power.

Wish us well, dear Hobbits, and let us hear from you.

Comments

Congratulations, Glynn!

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Day of the Locusts

Oh, the benches were stained with tears and perspiration,

The birdies were flying from tree to tree.

There was little to say, there was no conversation

As I stepped to the stage to pick up my degree.

And the locusts sang off in the distance,

Yeah, the locusts sang such a sweet melody.

Oh, the locusts sang off in the distance,

Yeah, the locusts sang and they were singing for me.

I glanced into the chamber where the judges were talking,

Darkness was everywhere, it smelled like a tomb.

I was ready to leave, I was already walkin',

But the next time I looked there was light in the room.

And the locusts sang, yeah, it give me a chill,

Oh, the locusts sang such a sweet melody.

Oh, the locusts sang their high whining trill,

Yeah, the locusts sang and they were singing for me.

Outside of the gates the trucks were unloadin',

The weather was hot, a-nearly 90 degrees.

The man standin' next to me, his head was exploding,

Well, I was prayin' the pieces wouldn't fall on me.

Yeah, the locusts sang off in the distance,

Yeah, the locusts sang such a sweet melody.

Oh, the locusts sang off in the distance,

And the locusts sang and they were singing for me.

I put down my robe, picked up my diploma,

Took hold of my sweetheart and away we did drive,

Straight for the hills, the black hills of Dakota,

Sure was glad to get out of there alive.

And the locusts sang, well, it give me a chill,

Yeah, the locusts sang such a sweet melody.

And the locusts sang with a high whinin' trill,

Yeah, the locusts sang and they was singing for me,

Singing for me, well, singing for me.



-- Bob Dylan, 1970, Big Sky Music

Thanks Malcolm. Nice entry. I had forgotten. It will now be one of our theme songs, along with a couple of songs from a couple of white southern boys creating original music out of Nashville who fly under the banner "Big and Rich."

They are from the CD entitled Horse of a Different Color. The title song is: "The Ballad of Big and Rich," which features the line: "Go Cowboy go Cowboy go."

The other is "Kick My Ass," as in, "Why does everybody want to kick my ass . . . I'm just trying to have some fun."

GW

Frankly, I think "I should have been a Cowboy" would also be a good theme. Of course, you are already a Cowboy so maybe it's moot.
Good Site Glynn

This one's going out to all the cowboys:

A Cowboy's Prayer (5 years after 9/11)
words and music by Dr. BLT (c)2006
http://www.drblt.net/music/cowboysPrayer.mp3

Want to see where the original cool cowboy comes from? Check out this Amaricana of me as a kid...

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