That's the theory and story over at Raw Story, under the headline:

Is Bush a sadist, or does he just need a Queer Eye?

Here at The Locust Fork, named after a river in a decidedly red state, we have no idea if this theory holds water or not. But there is certainly something strange going on in the Bush White House.

We suspect there's more moral corruption going on behind those white-washed walls than anything Bill Clinton could dream up with his interns. Only the Bushes have a long history of finding ways of preventing those with damaging information about them from talking. Check Kitty Kelly's book on the Bush family for more details on that.

We know it's true from all the paid off and dead witnesses we encountered trying to nail down the details of the Bush AWOL story.

We suspect there is a gay male prostitute in Washington who knows as much or more about what's really going on in there than even James Guckert/Jeff Gannon, who shilled for the Bush administration with daily White House press passes for two years.

He's obviously not talking about everything he knows, trying to make the transition to TV personality at FOX News.

If anyone reading this happens to be in possession of the video from the Lincoln bedroom, please get in touch. We will help make you rich and famous - queer eye or not.

GW