It ain't no joke. We are building the Bush Memorial Urinal complete with an official presidential seal and our intention is no less than to create art, ala Andy Warhol's Piss and Sex Paintings and Drawings. Only rather than copper plates, our canvas will be photo paper, with Bush's mouth wide open, of course. And our brush will be, well, a certain bodily excretion, especially when drunk.

When it's been in the kiln long enough and looks like art, we will clean it and clear coat it and hang it on the new bunker bathroom wall. Maybe it would be worth a show at a gallary. I'm thinking of including one of Cheney, Rumsfeld and Karl Rove too, maybe Tom Delay, Jack Abramoff - and Condi, of course...

It's also no joke: It's time to change the clocks, although your computer and cell phone should take care of themselves. Daylight Saving Time begins for most of the United States at 2 a.m. Sunday.

The bad news is: Walkin' the Twilight special starts this week at 4 p.m. instead of 2, which means for the next few weeks it be be a hustle to finish 18-holes before dark...

Speaking of which, I just created a new category called Walkin' The Twilight, the working title of my new book. Not sure what material will be included, but you can rest assured it won't just be about golf...